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So much of the fitness and health writing out there is so dry you practically have to hydrate after you read it. I think it’s time we injected some humor into the genre.

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Holiday. Celebrate. Whatevah. Perhaps we can peruse some linkage to make the weekend fly by so we can get back to work.

A dare was met, with the able help of one Stevil. Tsan, we salute you. And I’m sure a report will be forthcoming very soon. Or the next circuit might have lots of burpees. One arm burpees. I’m sure it would be just a coincidence though.

When we wanna read the good stuff, Crabby is the one. And when she does a Friday roundup, we take from it. Because I love her so much, I’m humping her blog’s leg right now. But, um, not in a creepy way or anything. Because you can so leg-hump just friendly. It’s completely innocuous, I swear.

For example, as Crabby points out, this Vanilla post is gu-reat, and I love the thing with Israeli men. Plus, I think anything with shoes can’t go wrong.

Take it from a first-class shoe whore. Crack-style footwear ho. Tell her man to watch out, because I wanna be her baby daddy. She’s on vacay too, and I’m jealous.

The snap-back Elastic Waist-ers know how to break down a list and spit it out, which is good, cuz that list needed it. I vote for Gabrielle Reece myself, but I don’t know how old she is. Doesn’t really matter, does it? Mmmmm, Gabby.

And FitSugar has this tank I want, because I skull spinning. However, I heart sinning. Maybe I need two tanks. Trade you for a running skirt, Fit…

2 Responses to “Linkation Weekend”

  1. No nicer way to start off a nice holiday weekend than with a friendly non-creepy leg-humping!

    Cranky Fitness has long had a Girl-Crush on Fitness Fixation, ’cause it’s so buffed and fierce and cool & all. So Cranky Fitness will try to remain composed, not blush too deeply and remain outwardly calm.

    “Thanks dude,” Cranky Fitness will say, picking up a cigarette despite the fact it has not smoked since a failed attempt to become less unpopular in 7th grade. “So, see ya ’round sometime.”

    Then Cranky Fitness will skip all the way home and have a silly smile on it’s face for the rest of the weekend.

    Crabby McSlacker

  2. Thanks for the link-love! Also, LMAO at the idea of you humping the blog leg of Cranky Fitness. Great stuff.

    Vanilla

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