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So much of the fitness and health writing out there is so dry you practically have to hydrate after you read it. I think it’s time we injected some humor into the genre.

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So I’m off to Disneyland with my kid, sister, husband, mom, and stepdad for four days. In a minivan. Driving 10 hours. As my neighbor pointed out, it’s very “Little Miss Sunshine”. I’ll be the grandpa, doing smack and dying on the road.

If I do make it back, I’ll be here for your snuggling pleasure (uh) on Wednesday, but not really posting until then. Or moderating comments, and FYI, I do that to weed out the lovely spammers, not your deepest thoughts. You can call me a cracked-out ho if you want (like some of you do in class) and I’ll probably publish it, especially if you also send a picture of your tits. Wow, I’m a little tired tonight.

Anyhow, here’s some links from my lovelies to help ease the pain of this difficult separation.

Fitsugar proves that me and Tyra are so gonna fight in the ring.

Then Jessica at That’s Fit demos how I’ll smack down Fergie’s cobra too.

Sorry for the aggression. I’ve gone like 12 days without sleep. That guy is a wuss.

Wait, how come I now feel like a wuss by comparison?

Time to nap. Kisses.

P.S. If you miss me too much, go here. I have posts in the can, so it’ll be like I never left.

One Response to “Linkneyland”

  1. Fergie isn’t doing the Cobra in that pic, she’s doing the Superman.

    No, really.

    Here’s a link that shows pictures of both poses:
    http://www.bodyharmony.ca/poses.html

    Salma Gundi

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