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So much of the fitness and health writing out there is so dry you practically have to hydrate after you read it. I think it’s time we injected some humor into the genre.

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What news have you, wench? Um, yeah.

Fitsugar lives up to her name and shows us how to satisfy a sweet tooth- if it’s hairy. Yep. She also linked to this story about the healthiest choice at Denny’s. Isn’t that like the trying to guess which is deadlier to sit on: a grenade, a land mine, a missile or a bomb?

Speaking of calories, apparently Victoria Beckham is trying to gain weight by drinking wine. Oh, me too.

If you are tired of celebrity weight stories, you have a friend here.

Or if you’d like to lose your appetite forever

This title isn’t that appetizing either.

But at least it’s not on the high-glycemic index. Wait, did researchers discover it’s actually calories, not GI that matters? Is it hard to care when you know you’ll get a conflicting story next week? Do these pants make me look fat?

Maybe I just need to let go of my “perfect girl” syndrome. That’s “perfect lady” to you, mister.

3 Responses to “Linkocity”

  1. Ok. Who’s down for a hair removal party? It would be great for bonding. Guys too. A little manscaping never hurt anyone.

    Kelley H.

  2. LOVE “manscaping”. That one goes into rotation now.

    kelly

  3. Oh, yuk. Let’s not use manscape in the same post as the Rensselaer Republican guy. He is the perfect example of what makes Blogging bad.

    I read the GI report a few days ago and then had an urge to have a bagel and some cake for breakfast.

    This quote made me think of my sabatoging friends: “They [young women] become ritualistic about their eating habits, describe food as forbidden or sinful, grow extremely dogmatic in their views on nutrition or fitness and in the process develop a view of themselves as almost saint-like figures–pounds away from messy human existence.” Do you think that’s why they’re worried about? ‘Cuz I am definitely channeling Mother Theresa here.

    Kelly, the Denny’s article reminded me of something I thought would be amusing for the blog. I’ll e-mail you.

    Shari

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