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So much of the fitness and health writing out there is so dry you practically have to hydrate after you read it. I think it’s time we injected some humor into the genre.

Oh, Tracy Anderson. You and your three-pound dumbbell system. Women scared of heavy weights. Thbbbppth.
This is not a three pound dumbbell for tricep extensions. Three times ten, actually.


This isn’t a three pound kettlebell.

This is also not a three-pound kettlebell.

Do you think we have three-pound barbells? Nah, not a three-pound barbell.

Also not a three-pound barbell.

Oh, and we don’t have Gwyneth Paltrow either.

29 Responses to “Not Three Pounds, FYI”

  1. That’s right biatch! We don’t need a 3 pound workout! These ladies are way hotter than Gwyneth, too!

    MelissaHopeS

  2. AWESOME. Suckit, Gwynnie.

    ThatKim

  3. You all rock.
    A lot.
    Frickin inspirational.

    SAM

  4. Rock on!

    Dee

  5. Awesome!

    moonduster (Becky)

  6. That. was. awesome. And I’m suddenly feeling the need for a couple more tattoos.

    Hoolia

  7. whoo-hoo! love it!

    m. heart

  8. Umm, Kelly is way hotter than Gwyneth!

    Loredie

  9. yeah!!

    buppyson

  10. Dang! Fuck those wimpy ass 3 lb. weights–all y’all are HOT!

    TracyT

  11. WOW! great idea to showcase real women. who are strong & beautiful.

    surfmom

  12. Great to see some real women lifting some real weights.

    Riayn

  13. Sexy ladies can carry their own damn groceries!

    Miss Barbara

  14. Kick Ass! Who needs Gwyneth, we got way sexier ladies here!

    Meg

  15. Excellent! Hopefully this message is getting some momentum and we’re not all “preaching to the choir” here.

    I do wonder if the people who really need to hear this will.

    Chris - www.fitnessfail.com

  16. Those photos should be on a calendar! I’d buy it. Inspirational!

    Michele

  17. So awesome! love. it. (and the blog!)

    I recently launched my own blog — please check it out!

    Shannon @ The Daily Balance

  18. the whole garage thang just adds a great grittyness! Hot

    Sam G-wood

  19. I hate that little fucking twat, she makes everyone feel fat for eating at all. And she can take that 3 lb dumbell and sit n spin. It’s taken me forever to be able to lift “real” weights, and I will not be told it’s the wrong way by a dancer who turned trainer because she sucked at dancing. Thanks for the rant space.

    Rainy

  20. But you’re going to get bulkyyyyyyy….. I actually just saw her (by accident, I swear!) on some tabloid thing and she was showing a part of her work out… she was holding herself up push up style on a bar and had one foot on a bar behind her and her other leg lifted …argh, who cares…the point is, despite her best intentions, her upper body definitely weighs more than three lbs so why does a barbell make such a difference in her small mind?

    stlwtr

  21. Rainy, you should come work out with us sometime. The only thing we do as well as lift the big weights is rant.

    Shari

  22. Coincidentally I just came upon some pics of Gwinnie at the Valentino bla-bla-bla party with Madonna on Dlisted.com. While the above pics are a tremendously told-ya-so and very motivating indeed; looking at Paltrow’s girly, wimpy skinny arms makes me feel sorry she had to spend ALL THAT TIME lifting those dinky dumbells…

    MuskySkunk

  23. You women all look gorgeous and strong and amazing. Love it! And BTW, even your mother wouldn’t insult herself by using 3-pound weights. :-) Love you guys.

    Your Mom

  24. Woo, you gals ROCK. Stupid, stupid Tracy.

    Giz

  25. Ya know what? I’d LIKE IT if I got bulky. What the hell is so wrong with bulky??

    Marla

  26. Woohoo! Strong, confident and powerful women unite!

    Elsa

  27. Yeah, I wouldn’t mind a little “bulk” - aka oh MUSCLE tone! Gwenny, PA-SSHAW!!
    You’re so inspirational - y’all KICK ASS!

    Erin

  28. LOL love the post and the pictures!! Kudos to all the hot ladies who have my dream body!!

    my3monthchallenge

  29. I would love to dry-hump your couch if any one of these lovelies was sitting in it.

    girlscientist

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