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The second-creepiest picture ever.So I am DONE with my required 30 days of workin out, and here’s the number one thing I got from it: It didn’t feel that different from my usual routine, perhaps because I both got sick near the end and had to take a li’l time off, and because some of [...]

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Family Tied

Wednesday, September 16th, 2009

Wow, this workout burns almost as many calories as eating a doughnut, with half the sweat.How’s the challenge going? Oh, fine thanks. I did take time off when I was sick last week, which I believe I outlined in challenge clause 1B. “barring illness…” I’m not a total freak-o, you know. Cough cough. I also [...]

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No, Sarah, I can only program the elliptical when I am wearing the glove of power. What, does my glove make you nervous? I understand completely.There is only one thing in life that is certain. No, not taxes, cuz there’s probably places in the world where you don’t pay those; and not death, because I [...]

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Exercise While You Blah-di-blah

Sunday, June 7th, 2009

There’s all kinds of gear and videos and crap out there so you can exercise while you sit at home, exercise with your baby, exercise while you do the dishes, exercise while you have a heart-to-heart with your teen about the dangers of heroin abuse, and so on. Some of it is fine, and some [...]

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Your Mama Works Out

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

I guess I should wish all the moms out there a belated Happy Mother’s Day. My kid made me a card, and a cupcake bracelet out of construction paper, which is damn cute. I spent the day with her and with my own very photogenic mom, who I trained for a second. I decided I [...]

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Oh, And…

Friday, March 20th, 2009

…as my mom commented, she doesn’t use 3-pound dumbbells. She does strength training with a trainer who is not me (well, every once in a while me, which is weird, cuz I see how badly she wants to cuss me out when I make her run), treadmill, Pilates, and yoga. She’ll be 60 this year, [...]

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My Trainer Rocks

Monday, February 16th, 2009

Yesterday morning my kid and I were sitting around waiting for her dad to come and pick her up for her days at his house. We had about an hour, and I was itching to work out. I turned to her and said, “Do you wanna go out to the gym and train me?” (Our [...]

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Shari’s New Adventure For Her Girl

Saturday, February 7th, 2009

You know, it’s easy to think of all this food stuff as just something we struggle with in our own head-fuck, it doesn’t affect anyone else. But for those of us who are parents, we get the big angst of watching all this stuff in the world and in our homes played out through our [...]

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UFC Poop Breakdown

Sunday, December 28th, 2008

Whoa, um, been a while since I wrote anything, I guess the whole holiday thing just got in the way of the important things in life, like blogging. Speaking of, I do have a list of stuff I swore I’d never do, like intravenous PCP and clog dancing and liveblogging. But like so many lines [...]

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Climb for Good

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

Don’t you want to work out for a higher purpose? Here’s your big chance! For all those of you who are local to the Bay Area, our own Shari has this message.
On Saturday November 1, 2008 from 6:00 – 10:00 p.m., Berkeley Ironworks Climbing and Fitness Center, Berkeley’s only indoor rock climbing gym, is [...]

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