So much of the fitness and health writing out there is so dry you practically have to hydrate after you read it. I think it’s time we injected some humor into the genre.
It is all I can do to not make this the So You Think You Can Dance blog. So instead, I’ll just post this video of one of my favorite dances, an ass homage, since I’m writing about back pain and that’s totally related somehow. Pretend with me.
My very favorite resource for fitness-type information right [...]
I wrote half this post a couple days ago, and boy, was it pa-the-tic, so I didn’t publish it. Considering some of the things that do make it on, it’s pretty startling that occasionally things are too whiny for me, isn’t it? But this one was all waa-waa, it’s hopeless, I suck, yadda yadda, and [...]
How old does this girl from the ads look to you? I’d go with hardly legal.
I was thinking to myself the other day (I occasionally do have actual thoughts, you know) that we don’t do enough for our young girls. I mean, yes, we rear them on a steady stream of unusually thin actresses, musicians, [...]
Yes, it’s true. You could get me to do just about anything if you promise me “performance gains”. It motivated me to take the previously unthinkable rest days, and some of you will even remember I considered performance enhancing drugs for a hot second there.
Now, I really prefer it when what I like to [...]
Dearest Kim,
Heya, just browsing through US magazine, my go-to source for fair and balanced coverage of your hiney. And I read this:
“I love that I’m curvy, but I’m on this major kick to try and lose weight, especially in my butt,” she tells Radar magazine. “I’m just so over it! When you’re posing on the [...]
Welcome to the private parts edition of FF! I’ll go waaaay out on a limb and talk about some sensitive areas, namely dicks, boobs, and the hoo hoo-booty suite. (BTW, I think we need a term equivalent to hoo hoo for man parts, don’t you? Please offer up your suggestions, because “dick” is kinda boring. [...]
This last year there seems to be a whole new attention being paid to the science of how women’s tits move during exercise. Researchers are seriously studying this, so that someone can make the perfect sports bra and we’ll all buy it and even the most well-endowed among us chicks will be able to exercise [...]
First things first: How proud and excited am I that the Ice Chamber sirens took medals in the Las Vegas Kettlebell Sport competition? Over. The. Moon. Woo hoo! I just hope the medals say, “In recognition of total badassery.”
So I thought I’d round up a few things, and offer any gems I could find [...]
One of the things you kind of discover quickly if you are a fitness-y health person with any critical thinking skills whatsoever is that we actually know very little about anything. Theories come and go; what was essential yesterday for optimal performance becomes everything you shouldn’t do today, and tomorrow we’ll probably go back to [...]
Sometimes, like any bitch with a fitness blog and a tiny mind, I struggle for topics to write about on FF. But right now? Oh lordy, I have so many things I wanna share that I ought to start a second blog with all my spare time. It’s like my head is exploding. So I’m [...]
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